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       Dilbert is shopping. A salesman approaches him and says "Do you mind
       if I pretend to be helpful while I awkwardly try to upsell you?"
       Dilbert replies "Nope. Do you mind if I pretend to be listening while
       I think about other things?" "Cool," says the salesman. Dilbert thinks
       to himself "I'm glad I don't have your job." The salesman asks him
       "How old is your refrigerator? Do you like ice?"
       Tags : sales personnel