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       Boss: Congratulations! I'm naming you project leader. As such, you are
       entitled to a cubicle that is three inches wider than standard.
       Dilbert: I like the one I have. Boss: You don't have a choice. It is
       critical that we maintain the integrity of the status system.
       Otherwise our CEO will look like a jerk for having a private bathroom
       with a trained falcon as a toilet paper holder. Dilbert: Fine. Where's
       my larger cubicle? Boss: Here's the awkward part. We don't have one. I
       need you to lose weight until it looks as if your cubicle is larger.
       Dilbert: And if I don't? Boss: The falcon needs an assistant.
       Tags : business ethics,big business