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       Boss: We need creative ideas for our next product. But not from you.
       Your ideas are awful. And don't suggest something that is already
       being done. That just puts your ignorance on public display. I don't
       want to hear any ideas that cost money or increase risk. As usual,
       I'll evaluate each idea by repeating it slowly while I look at your
       with disdain. If you come up with a good idea, I'll let you take on
       the project in addition to your existing work. Who wants to go first?
       How did I hire so many people who have no ideas? Catbert: Probably bad
       luck.
       Tags : meetings,choosing