Dilbert - 2011-07-17 -
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Dilbert: I'd like to talk about my career path. Boss: Are you sure?
Dilbert: Um... yes. I'm sure. Boss: Don't say I didn't warn you.
You're within 20% of your maximum career potential. Your future will
be just like the present, except you'll be older and you might own a
less-embarrassing car. If you go to a new company, you'll like it at
first. But in time you'll realize every place is the same. Dilbert:
Gaaa!! Take back the truth!1 Lie to me! Boss: Maybe someday our CEO
will make such a huge bonus that he'll want to share some of it with
you. Dilbert: I hate! Boss: Hey, I'm the guy who tried to spare you
from this conversation.
Tags : big business,business ethics