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       CEO: according to your absurdly complicated finical model, we can
       double revenue by increasing absenteeism.   To be fair, there might be
       an error or two in the excel spreadsheet.  CEO: Maybe , but I think I
       owe it to our stockholders to poison the cafeteria just to be sure,
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