Dilbert - 2011-05-08 -
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Dilbert: In my spare time I created some awesome new features for our
product. Boss: GAAA!!! Shut the door! Dilbert: What?!! Boss: You fool!
If my boss finds out you have spare time, he'll think we're
overstaffed! You can never speak of these awesome new features again.
Dilbert: I'm confused. You told me I need to go above and beyond my
job description to get the highest performance rating. Boss: That's
just something I say to keep you from getting a healthy raise.
Dilbert: So... I lose no matter what I do? Boss: For what it's worth,
you're doing better than our customers.
Tags : suspicion,business ethics