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       The Boss says, "I want all of you to feel empowered on this project."
       Dilbert says, "You forgot to get our buy- in before you empowered us."
       The Boss says, "I'll get your buy-in later." Wally says, "It's far too
       late for that." Wally says, "I'm going to use my empowerment to
       destroy this poorly conceived project from the inside!" The Boss says,
       "Don't do that!" Dilbert says, "So... now you're saying we're not
       empowered to do what we think is best?" Alice says, "Can we go back to
       our old system where we're afraid to make decisions and you're never
       available?" Alice says, "Your eyes say, 'Yes.'"
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