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       Dilbert says, "My design plan is obviously too complex for a manager
       to understand." Dilbert says, "So I highlighted a few areas that are
       intentionally suboptimal." Dilbert says, "Just point to the
       highlighted items and demand that I fix them." Dilbert says, "That
       will give you the illusion of usefulness." Dilbert says, "Pretend this
       is olden times when bosses knew what their employees did for a
       living." Dilbert says, "To round out the fantasy, wear this hat made
       from a dead animal." Dilbert says, "Now manage me like it's the
       1800's!" Boss says, "Do you have a smaller hat?" Dilbert says,
       "Imagine that we're out of candles."
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