Dilbert - 2010-11-21 -
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Dilbert says, "Is it my imagination or is your pricing intentionally
confusing?" Coworker says, "It's intentionally confusing." Coworker
says, "That way you can't compare our prices to our competitors'
prices." Coworker says, "Our competitors do the same thing. It's
called confusopoly." Coworker says, "We all get our fair share of
confused customers and we don't need to lower our prices to compete."
Coworker says, "We use the profits from our anti-competitive behavior
to fun innovation." Coworker says, "So don't ruin a good system by
trying to understand what you're buying." Dilbert says, "That almost
sounds reasonable." Coworker says, "Now spank yourself and thank me!"
Tags : prices,confusing,explain,arms out,piece of paper,compete,angry,