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       Dilbert says, "I need this class to update my skills. Will you approve
       the expense?" The Boss says, "Where's the analysis of alternatives?"
       Dilbert says, "What?" The Boss says, "When you ask for funding, you
       need to tell me what my options are." Dilbert says, "Well, okay. That
       seems logical." Dilbert says, "Option two. Do nothing while I become
       increasingly unqualified for my job." Dilbert says, "Option three:
       replace me with someone younger who earns less than I do and already
       has the skills." Dilbert says, "Oh." Dilbert says, "Options are only
       good when other people don't have them."
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