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       The Boss says, "We'll lose the Elbonian Project unless we give their
       minister of mud some? incentive." Wally says, "You mean a bribe?" The
       Boss says, "No. A bribe would be illegal." The Boss says, "Take a bag
       of gold to Elbonia and leave it by the statue of the monkey god,
       Oobanoobah." The Boss says, "If Oobanoobah does not accept your
       offering, by Elbonian law it becomes unclaimed property." The Boss
       says, "Take the gold to the unclaimed property desk at the ministry of
       mud." The Boss says, "Ring the bell and ask for the minister of mud.
       Give him the unclaimed property and a copy of our bid." Wally says,
       "What if the monkey god accepts the gold and I'm the only witness?"
       The Boss says, "What?" Wally says, "How much monkey god gold are we
       talking?"
       Tags : elbonia,bribe,monkey god,oobanoobah,minister of mud,steal,offic