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       The Boss says, "I don't understand either of your technical proposals,
       and I need to pick one." The Boss says, "Normally I'd use favoritism,
       but I don't like either one of you." The Boss says, "So I'll give you
       an intelligence test, and I'll approve the proposal of whoever is the
       smartest." The Boss says, "If you shoot an arrow at a monkey from an
       airplane..." The Boss says, "And the monkey throws a coconut at the
       incoming arrow to stop it, but he misses..." The Boss says, "How can
       you tell what time it is?" Dilbert says, "There's not enough data."
       Coworker says, "You look at your watch?" The Boss says, "The correct
       answer is 'Ask the monkey and hope he doesn't hold a grudge."
       Tags : meeting,proposals,technical,swivel chair,front,intelligence tes