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       Tina says, "I need help with my computer." Dilbert says, "It's a
       trap!" Dilbert says, "If I touch your computer, you'll think that
       every future problem is caused by something I did." Dilbert says,
       "You'll tell everyone I ruined your computer!" Dilbert says, "I'll be
       obligated to solve every computer problem you have from this day on."
       Dilbert says, "My own projects will be left to wither as I show you
       for the ninethieth time how to select a new font." Dilbert says, "If I
       refuse to help, you'll tell my boss I'm not a team play." Tina says,
       "Do you need a hug?" Dilbert says, "Only if you can squeeze hard
       enough to kill me."
       Tags : computer help,trap,yell,freak out,hair stand up,rant,hug,kill,h