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       The Boss says, "A good leader uses a process for making decisions."
       Dilbert says, "May I take this one?" Wally says, "Go." Alice says,
       "Make us proud." Dilbert says, "Question: If making a decision is just
       a process, why can't a computer do it?" The Boss says, "Because
       sometimes I have to rely on my gut." Dilbert says, "Which part of your
       gut is the smart part? Is it the stomach lining, or maybe the colon?"
       The Boss says, "I'm talking about instinct. It's an indefinable
       leadership quality." Dilbert says, "Is the indefinable thing like a
       superstition?" Wally says, "Or cooties?" The Boss says, "It's a
       process!" Dilbert says, "Is that your colon talking?"
       Tags : meeting,leader,process,decision making,gut,instinct,annoy,quest