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       Dogbert Consults Dogbert says, "A good leader cultivates internal
       critics so all sides of an argument are heard." Dogbert says, "For
       example, I cultivated Dilbert to argue the point I just made." Dilbert
       says, "Your premise is that a leader is not qualified to make
       decisions without the help of critics." Dilbert says, "But selecting
       the appropriate critic is itself a decision." Dilbert says, "There is
       no reason to assume a leader is any better at selecting a critic than
       he is at making any other decision." Dilbert says, "Your overpaid
       consultant is recommending that you add randomness to an already
       flawed process." Dilbert says, "In summary, this meeting is a waste of
       time, and your consultant is ripping you off." Dogbert says, "How
       great was that? You owe me $400 for my time."
       Tags : consult,critic,argument,waste of time,rip off,expensive,angry