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       The Boss says, "Your quality metric for next year is to win 30% more
       bid proposals." Dilbert says, "No problem. I'll use my magic powers to
       control how much our competitors bid." The Boss says, "I worry that
       you're not taking this seriously." Dilbert says, "If the muggles find
       out, I'll wipe their memories."
       Tags : quality metric,bid proposals,magic powers,sarcastic,silly,joke,