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       The Boss says, "The company is happy to annouce that compaired to
       previous years, we improved our rate of revenue decline." The Boss
       says, "We've been doing great since we redefined success as a slowing
       of failure." The Boss says, "Moving on. Who has a status report?"
       Wally says, "I improved my rate of doing nothing."
       Tags : meeting,definition of success,slowing of failure,rate of doing