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       The Boss says, "The beta test went well. Thank you, Dilbert." The Boss
       says, "Now I'll have Tina add an impractical maintenance requirement
       to the manual and we're ready to go." Dilbert says, "What?" The Boss
       says, "It's standard procedure." The Boss says, "Say the user needs to
       lube the product ten time a day with the wax from a bear's ear." The
       Boss says, "And say the warranty is voided if the device isn't
       properly maintained." Dilbert says, "Is that legal?" The Boss says,
       "It's better than legal." The Boss says, "We're using the law to keep
       justice away!!" Dilbert says, "I feel sick." The Boss says, "That's
       how you know it's working."
       Tags : beta test,meeting,face front,impractical maintenance requiremen