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       The Boss says, "Dilbert, what did you accomplish this week?" Dilbert
       says, "I doubled my sales and made the cover of Time magazine." The
       Boss says, "What?" Dilbert says, "Oh. Whoops. Sorry." Dilbert says,
       "For a moment there I confused my entrepreneurial fantasty life with
       my real job." Dilbert says, "I run a parallel career in my mind. In
       that world, I'm the founder of a hot start-up."B<R>Dilbert says, "It
       keeps my brain from fully realizing the horror of my actual career and
       trying to kill the rest of my body." Dilbert says, "But to answer you
       original question, this week I made some powerpoint slides that have
       no particular use." Dilbert says, "GAAA!!! My brain is trying to kill
       the rest of my body!" The Boss says, "Moving on..."
       Tags : meeting,accomplish,week,fantasy,time magazine,entrepreneurial,r