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       Coworker says, "Can I get a rough cost estimate for the design phase?"
       Dilbert says, "No. I don't trust you with numbers." Coworker says,
       "What?" Dilbert says, "You're the kind of guy who will remove useful
       qualifiers and distribute a figure as if it is true in all cases."
       Dilbert says, "Decisions will be made. People will get hurt." Dilbert
       says, "For everyone's sake, the safest thing I can do is make an
       annoying humming sound until you go away." Dilbert says,
       "Hummmmm-mmmmmmmmm-mmmmm." Dilbert says, "Half of life is making
       people go away." Dogbert says, "Humm-mmmm"
       Tags : cost estimate,deny,numbers,manipulate,decisions,hurt,typing at