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       Dogbert says, "You're an incompetent CEO, but the Dogbert Investment
       Bank can help you pretend to unlock shareholder value." Dogbert says,
       "I'll arrange an unwise merger so you can cash out while I collect an
       obscene commission." Dogbert says, "It's like a bribe, but instead of
       going to jail, a stranger will write a bestselling book with your name
       on it." CEO says, "Can I read it?"
       Tags : ceo,incompetent,dogbert investment bank,shareholder,bribe,merge