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       The Boss says, ?Our CEO asked each manager to describe his group's
       function on one slide.? The Boss says, ?I don't see how I can fit all
       of our various functions on one powerpoint slide.? Dilbert says, ?You
       could say, 'we spend all of our time trying to convince others that we
       have value.'? The Boss says, ?That's not all we do.? Alice says,
       ?Sometimes we also argue about what we do.? The Boss says, ?That's
       just what we're doing right now. Tomorrow we'll be doing something
       totally useful.? Dilbert says, ?Maybe you could add a footnote to the
       slide that says, 'we dream of someday being productive.'? Dilbert
       says, ?Or you could exaggerate our accomplishments to create a
       misleading sense of our potential.? The Boss says, ?Yes!? The Boss
       says, ?What have we accomplished lately?? Wally says, ?We got paid for
       planning to lie to our CEO.?
       Tags : meeting,sitting,frustrated,value,useful,ceo