Dilbert - 2009-12-27 -
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The Boss says, "I invited silent Gary to help us decide on a
technology direction." The Boss says, "We think he's a genius because
he has a beard and he never speaks." The Boss says, "Gary, do you
think we should use open source software for our support platform?"
The Boss says, "Here it comes. He's rubbing his beard and giving me
creepy eye contact." THe Boss says, "I detect a slight hint of
disgust. It means Gary hates the idea! The Boss says, "Yes, it's all
so obvious now. This is the worst idea in the history of mankind." The
Boss says, "THe meeting is over. Silent Gary has spoken." Dilbert
says, "You're actually a moron, aren't you?" Gary says, "Don't ruin
this for me."
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