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       The Boss says, "Dilbert, this is Ellen, your new project manager." The
       Boss says, "If you do a bad job, Ellen will be on you like a ton of
       bricks."   Boss says, "And if you do a good job, she will be
       threatened by your success and make it her mission to destroy you."
       Dilbert says, "Wait...what?"   Dilbert says, "Did you just tell me I'm
       going to lose no matter what I do?" Ellen says, "If you can't take the
       heat, stay out of the kitchen." Ellen says, "And by kitchen I mean the
       entire job market And the gene pool." "Dilbert says, "I have a bad
       feeling about this." Ellen says, "Your anguish nourishes me!"
       Tags : project manager,gene pool,kitchen,losing,foreboding,anguish,mon