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       The boss says, "Dilbert, I'd like you to meet one of our biggest
       customers. She has some technical questions." Dilbert says, "Whoa! Get
       that disease-infested paw away from me!" Dilbert says, "Don't you
       follow the news? Shaking hands is so 2008." Dilbert says, "No offense,
       but you look more like a virus incubator than a vigorous hand washer."
       Dilbert says, "So why don't you pull that death stick back up your
       sleeve and we can pretend this ugly incident never happened." Dilbert
       says, "And if it's not too much to ask, could you exhale toward things
       I'm likely not to touch?" Dilbert says, "Okay, now that the
       pleasantries are out of the way, what can I tell you about our new
       product line?" Dilbert says, "We lost a customer, but I survived the
       meeting." The Boss says, "Next time, do it the other way."
       Tags : customer,hands,refusal,ridicule,criticism,germs,angry