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       the Boss says, "I need you to write a white paper for an industry
       trade association." Dilbert says, "Fine, but that will leave me with
       less time to work on my project." The Boss says, "Do the trade
       association stuff during your unproductive time." Dilbert says, "What
       exactly is my 'Unproductive time'?" The Boss says ,"It goes by many
       names, including sleep, leisure and healthy lifestyle." Dilbert says,
       "If I do less of those things it will reduce the quality of my life
       below the point at which good hygiene has any utility." The Boss says,
       "I don't want to make out with your. I just want you to work harder
       for no extra money." The Boss thinks, "I spend too much time
       explaining the obvious."
       Tags : asking,project,complaining,time,work,cruel,mean