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       The Boss says, "Today, we'll discuss ways to improve our workflow
       process." The Boss says ,"As you know, a good process is a substitute
       for good employees." The Boss says, "The ultimate goal is to simplify
       our processes so much?" The Boss says, "That we can train chickens to
       do your jobs in return for pellets." The Boss says, "We'll begin by
       discussing our process for funding new projects." The Boss says,
       "Could any part of our process be replaced by, for example, ringing a
       bell with your beak?" Alice says, "Yes, but only the part that you
       do." The Boss says, "There's a wrinkle in the plan." Chicken thinks,
       "Pellet"
       Tags : meeting,processes,discussion,plans,chicken,ridicule,stupidity