Dilbert - 2009-08-30 -
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The Boss says, "Is there any risk that the new software will erase our
data?" Dilbert says, "Um?No." The boss says, "Did you ask the vendor
that question?" Dilbert says, "Well, no, I?" The boss says, "Then you
can't be sure, can you?" Dilbert says, "We outsource our payroll
service. The payroll data isn't even on our servers." The boss says,
"Isn't everything connected to everything else by the internet?"
Dilbert says, "You want me to ask our vendor if his software will hunt
down our payroll data from across the internet and try to kill it?"
Dilbert says, "And you think he might say yes?" The boss says, "Better
safe than sorry." Later that day Man says, "Yes, sometimes it does
that. You're the first to ask." Dilbert thinks, "Shoot me."
Tags : meeting,question,ridiculous,serious,confused,annoyed,vendor,stu