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       Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "I'm nearing retirement, so fire the
       research and development group." Dogbert says, "The cost cutting will
       goose my stock options so I can cash out before the death spiral." The
       boss says, "Please don't make the noise." Dogbert says, "Too late!
       Cha-Ching!"
       Tags : retirement,planning,greed,celebrating,layoffs