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       The boss says, "How much will it cost to develop our next generation
       product?" Dilbert says, "It will cost whatever you put in the budget."
       The boss says, "How much should I put in the budget?" Dilbert says,
       "Ask for the biggest number you think will get approved." Dilbert
       says, "If we get a lot of money we can build something great." Dilbert
       says, "If we don't get much money we can build something lame, and
       compensate for the lack of quality by lying more vigorously than
       usual." The boss says, "I'll aim low so I don't get yelled at during
       the executive budget meeting." Dilbert thinks, "I remember the time
       when this sort of thing would haunt me."
       Tags : budget,planning,advice,money,rant,ignoring,thinking