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       The boss says, "I can't give you a bonus because another division had
       huge losses." Dilbert says, "Remind me again why my bonus is tied to
       the performance of strangers?" The boss says, "I shouldn't tell you
       this, but we model our compensation program after practical jokes."
       Tags : compensation,pay,money,bonus,denial,rejection,confused,stupidit