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       Dilbert says, "I'm worried that I won't get a raise this year." The
       boss says, "You shouldn't worry about that." The boss says, "You
       should worry that you might lose your job in the next round of
       layoffs." Dilbert says, "I should worry about that???" The boss says,
       "Well...probably not." The boss says, "It makes more sense to worry
       about the entire company going out of business." The boss says, "And
       that's nothing if the global economy collapses." The boss says, "Maybe
       you should worry that the only viable livelihood of the future invokes
       cannibalism." Dogbert says, "Are you still worried about not getting a
       raise?" Dilbert says, "Not so much."
       Tags : worried,scared,stupidity,shaking,cruel,economy