Dilbert - 2009-06-21 -
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The boss says, "Alice, you'll be acting manager next week while I'm on
vacation." Alice says, "I can't. I'll be in a training class all
week." The boss says, "Dilbert, you'll?" Dilbert says, "I'll be at a
customer site all week." The boss says, "Carol..." Carol says, "I'll
be getting my tubes tied." The Boss says, "Asok..." Asok says, "I'm
going to my grandmother's funeral in India." Wally says, "Yes? Is
there something you need me to do?" The Boss says, "Attend a funeral
in India. Tell everyone you're Asok and you had a horrible accident."
The boss says, "Tell them the acid destroyed your hair and your
personality." Wally says, "That took an ugly turn."
Tags : vacation,delegating,excuses,volunteering,cruel,mean