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       Dilbert says, "If we lease a machine from you, how can we be sure
       you'll stay in business to service it?" Man says, "How can we be sure
       you'll have enough money to pay the lease?" Dilbert says, "You could
       check our financials." Man says, "I'm pretty sure your financials are
       as fraudulant as ours." Dilbert says, "Good point. Maybe we could ask
       trusted third parties to vouch for us." Dilbert says, "Do you trust
       any third parties?" Man says, "Not since my financial advisor put my
       retirement savings in a ponzi scheme and had an affair with my wife."
       And thus ended capitalism Dilbert says, "Well, we tried." Man says,
       "Maybe I could grow food in my car."
       Tags : negotiations,meeting,capitalism,disagreeing,distrust