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       Man says, "I'm thinking of investing in the Dogbert hedge fund." Man
       says, "Can you explain how it works?" Dogbert says, "It's simple I
       take your money and then use math to turn it into my money while
       destroying the overall economy." Man says, "Is that legal?" Dogbert
       says, "More so than you'd think." Man says, "What's in it for me?"
       Dogbert says, "My inflated claims will give you false hope." Dogbert
       says, "That way you won't stress out until after you retire and
       discover you're penniless." Man says, "But I..." Bonk! Ugh! Man says,
       "I don't remember the last five minutes." Dogbert says, "I was telling
       you that my hedge fund will earn you 520% per year."
       Tags : money,investing,con,violence,lying