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       The boss says, "Finish this project in two weeks." The boss says, "And
       make sure you get input from all the executive stakeholders." Dilbert
       says, "That's impossible." The boss says, "Why?" Dilbert says, "Let's
       call one of the ten stakeholders and I'll show you." Beep beep This is
       Ed Bigston's voice mail. I'm not available...ever. I am either on
       vacation, or sick, or traveling, or in a meeting. I do not check
       e-mail or return phone calls. Like the horizon, I am more of a concept
       than a corporeal being. Despair is your only option. The boss says,
       "Try faxing him."
       Tags : stubborn,stupidity,project,unavailable,bureaucracy