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       The boss says, "Ted, I want to thank you for your 14 years of loyal
       service in this fabric-covered box." The boss says, "On a related
       note. The company has decided to right-size." The boss says, "And
       keeping you would be the wrong size." the boss says, "Clear out your
       debris in an hour so I can use your cubicle to store my old binders."
       Ted says, "Who will do my job?" the boss says, "no one." ted says,
       "So...for all practical purposes I am being replaced by a pile of old
       binders?" The boss says, "If it makes you feel better, the binders are
       useless. Everything is online now." Ted says, "So...I'm better than
       old binders?" The boss says, "Maybe this would be a good time to
       change the subject."
       Tags : firing,downsizing,ridicule,nervous,rude,mean