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       the boss says, "I need ideas on how we can cut spending." Wally says,
       bring back free coffee." the boss says, "That's the opposite of
       cutting spending." Wally says, "It seems that way if you're short
       sighted." Wally says, "When I buy my own coffee, I don't drink as
       much." Wally says, "That make me less alert and about half as
       productive." Wally says, "If you give me free coffee, you can fire Ted
       and come out ahead." Wally says, "I rest my case." The boss says, "I'm
       sorry Ted. Wally makes a compelling argument." zzz
       Tags : budget,coffee,suggestion,anger,firing,meeting