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       The Boss says, "Once again, Wally, you have accomplished nothing this
       quarter." Wally says, "What about that billion dollar cost-saving idea
       I had?" The Boss says, "Your idea would only save one dollar per
       year." Wally says, "Exactly. In a billion years that a billion
       dollars." The Boss says, "The company won't be in business that long."
       Wally says, "Why not? Do you know something I don't know?" Wally says,
       "So, what kind of raise are we looking at here?" Dilbert says, "He
       gave you a billion dollar raise?" Wally says, "It's not as good as it
       sounds."
       Tags : employee review,idea,annoyance,raise