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       Catbert: Evil director of human resources man says, "My consultants
       can transform human resources." man says, "We'll start with a
       diagnostic review." man says, "Then you'll form centers of excellence
       around areas of expertise." man says, "Next, you'll consolidate shared
       services and drive continuous improvement." man says, "Business units
       will translate operational imperatives into HR actions. Catbert says,
       "Does any of that mean the same as firing idiots and cutting the
       budget?" man says, "Which answer gets us hired?" Catbert says, "Try
       yes." Man says, "Yes!" Catbert says, "Great. Put a bow on it and send
       me the invoice."
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