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       Dilbert says, "Our project plan will follow the usual arc." Dilbert
       says, "Phase one will be unwarranted optimism supported by delusions
       of competence." Dilbert says, "In phase two, the obstructionists will
       slither out of their lairs and try to smother our dreams." Dilbert
       says, "Ignorance and envy will fuel rumors that get repeated until
       they morph into common knowledge." Dilbert says, "Resources will be
       allocated based on misinformation and favoritism." Dilbert says, "And
       requirements will drift until the project is both undesirable and
       impossible." Dilbert says, "That brings us to the second week." Asok
       says, "I want my unwarranted optimism back."
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