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       Dilbert says, "Would it be okay if I talked to a potential customer?"
       The Boss says, "No. You're not in sales. I need you to focus on your
       project." Dilbert says, "I already talked to them. Is it okay if I
       arrange a demo?" The Boss says, "No. Only the sales teams arrange
       demos." Dilbert says, "I already gave the demo." Dilbert says, "Is it
       okay if I convince them to buy $40 million of our product?" The Boss
       says, "No, because you won't succeed." Dilbert says, "Here's their
       letter of intent." The Boss says, "You shouldn't slap yourself now."
       Dilbert says, "Yes I... wait. Nice try."
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