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       Dogbert consultant Dogbert says, "I've been hired to identify the most
       important goals of your organization." Dilbert says, "how will you do
       that?" Dogbert says, "I'll ask you what they are, and you'll tell me."
       Dogbert says, "Then I'll put your answers on a PowerPoint slide."
       Dogbert says, "Next week I'll show you the slide and tell you to focus
       on your most important goals." Dogbert says, "Then I'll get paid.
       Because that's MY most important goal." Dogbert says, "WOO-HOO!
       CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING!" Dogbert says, "I lead by example."
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