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       A man says, "Hi, I'm a customer of your commercial sales division."
       "The man says, "I heard you would be the best person to answer a
       technical question..." Dilbert says, "I don't work in that division."
       The man says, "I know. It's just a quick question." Dilbert says, "If
       I tell you something different from what the commercial division tells
       you, I'll get in trouble." Dilbert says, "But I'll also get in trouble
       for not helping a customer." Dilbert says, "My safest course of action
       is to fake my own death." The man says, "You're a bad actor." Dilbert
       says, "It isn't polite to insult the dead."
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