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       Asok says, "I'm going to a seminar that will teach me how to make a
       million dollars!" Alice says, "It's a scam." Asok says, "How could you
       know that?" Asok says, "I haven't even told you the name of the
       seminar!" Asok says, "You can't be sure it is a scam if you know none
       of the details." Asok says, "You just want to crush my hopes so I
       become like you." Asok says, "But it won't work because I have dreams!
       I won't be a bitter and broken cynic like you two!" Asok says, "I'll
       have the last laugh after I pay my nominal fee and learn how to 'Turn
       a Hundred Dollars Into a Million.'" Dogbert says, "invest $100 at 5%
       interest and wait 190 years. Thanks for coming."
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