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       The Boss says, "Ted, your position is being eliminated." Ted says,
       "What? You never told me there was anything wrong with my
       performance!" The Boss says, "It's not about your performance. Your
       position is being eliminated." Ted says, "Well, that seems mighty
       convenient." Ted says, "This way you can replace me without explaining
       why I never got a bad performance review." Ted says, "is this just a
       trick to make you feel less awkward while firing me?" A woman says, "I
       thought you said he'd be gone by now." The Boss says, "Is there any
       comfort in knowing your replacement is totally hot?"
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