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       The Boss says, "Why have you failed to accomplish any of your
       objectives this quarter?" Dilbert says, "Well, I took the objectives
       you gave me and put them into three categories." Dilbert says, "The
       first group includes physical impossibilities, such as being in two
       places at the same time." Dilbert says, "The second group includes
       logical impossibilities, such as anticipating unforeseen problems."
       Dilbert says, "Last, we have the illegal objectives, including
       industrial spying and consumer fraud." Dilbert says, "So I spend my
       time doing things that are both important and legal, while hoping you
       wouldn't fire me for it." Dilbert says, "Whoa, what just happened? Is
       it my imagination, or did I just win this conversation?" Dilbert says,
       "It was my imagination."
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