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       Dilbert says, "Some of us are going for a drink after work. Would you
       like to join us?" A woman says, "Nice try, but I know how this scam
       works." The woman says, "You're trying to lull me into a false sense
       of activity with a group activity." The woman says, "But we both know
       the other people will mysteriously never show up." The woman says,
       "Then it's just you and me on what looks like a date." Dilbert says,
       "How many people do I have to invite before you believe some of them
       will show up?" The woman says, "Well, given the disparity in our
       levels of attractiveness, I'd say thirty-five." Dilbert says, "Can
       do." The woman says, "Not one other person showed?" Dilbert says, "I
       only invited women who are more suspicious than you."
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