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       The Boss says, "Our CEO decided to eliminated employee bonuses." The
       Boss says, "The savings will be used to produce an in-house movie to
       inspire you." Dilbert says, "Inspire us to do what?" The Boss says,
       "For starters, we'd like you to be happy about being underpaid." The
       Boss says, "Our fun-loving executives will wear festive costumes and
       sing about the virtues of poverty." The Boss says, "The movie is
       called 'The Sounds of No Money.'" The Boss says, "The premiere is on
       our CEO's yacht. He wants all of you to be there." Asok says, "We're
       invited to his yacht?" The Boss says, "The yacht runs on whale oil, so
       bring a harpoon."
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