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       The Boss says, "I can't give you a raise because your project is
       behind schedule." Dilbert says, "That's because the vendor delivered
       defective equipment." The Boss says, "It is your job to anticipate
       that sort of problem and head it off." Dilbert says, "It isn't
       possible to anticipate and head off every improbable event." The Boss
       says, "Well, you could have picked a more reliable vendor." Dilbert
       says, "You told me to use this vendor because the sales guy took you
       golfing and bought you a hat." The Boss says, "Well, you should have
       seen that coming and burned down all hat factories a year ago."
       Dilbert says, "He would have bribed you another way." The Boss says,
       "That's what lazy people say."
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