Dilbert - 2008-06-01 -
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The Boss says, "I can't give you a raise because your project is
behind schedule." Dilbert says, "That's because the vendor delivered
defective equipment." The Boss says, "It is your job to anticipate
that sort of problem and head it off." Dilbert says, "It isn't
possible to anticipate and head off every improbable event." The Boss
says, "Well, you could have picked a more reliable vendor." Dilbert
says, "You told me to use this vendor because the sales guy took you
golfing and bought you a hat." The Boss says, "Well, you should have
seen that coming and burned down all hat factories a year ago."
Dilbert says, "He would have bribed you another way." The Boss says,
"That's what lazy people say."
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